thoughts

Just keep breathing
Because tomorrow the sun will rise.
And you never know what the tide will bring in...
(line from Castaway movie)

Christ was a punk rocker - Billy Idol

I don't listen to music. I hate all music - Sex Pistols member Johnny Rotten (John Lydon)

The Butthole Surfers started out as the Dave Clark Five, but they wanted to change their name after every show. Here are their other previous names:
- The Dick Gas Five
- Nine Foot Worm Makes Own Food
- Vodka Family Winstons
- Abe Lincoln's Bush
- The Inalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole
- The Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole

(maybe they can give you some ideas, Amy C, Annie, Cass etc.)

Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!
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Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
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Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
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Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.


ok well sorry about that I just HAD to post all those really funny napoleon quotes! i probably got a bit too carried away. hes such a dag though. hmm well yeah have fun everyone. quotes are good fun.