CHILDREN! BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear children,

i would like to inform you of a deep and dark matter that has been haunting me for some time.

um actually there is none i just felt like writing that sentence.
but anyway actually its the bOgeyman (pronounced BOH-GI-MAN, not BOO-GI-MAN)
he is a frightening fellow.
BUT that's not the point. the point is you've done a naughty thing here today and you should be rewarded for your insolence to rectangular premises.
so the reason being that i have a song stuck in my head and the square root of that song is irrelevant but the song goes like this:
i've had the time of my life....and i owe it all to you...yes i swear....lalalalalla ETCETERA ETCETERA.
hey by the way how the foookel does one spell etc. as in etcetera (if that's how you spell it).
well anyway don't believe him, he's making it all up. just kidding.
what the hell?
ok well isn't it nice to just blaaabble onandon like this? WOW i think so too!! uhh!!! that's just too coool!!!
ok, lets find out how cool YOU are...
cool.
we are the cooley dooleys, and WHO ARE YOU? let's see....

choose, which one of these options best describes you???????????:
1. i am superior to the chair yet not superior to the telephone.
2. my nose is shaped like an oblong in some rural areas.
3. the hypotenuse of the bark is unequal to the triangular station-flag.
4. like oohhh MY goooo-ooood!! that is SOO fetch!!!
5. uhhh yeah i'm cool.
6. I'M COOL! HOOOW COOL???? ice cold. I SAID HOW COOOOL??? IIIIICCCCCEEEEEE CCCCCOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD!
7. whatyou looking at me for? get your big horsey poo-driven eyes away from my body thankyourself very much.
8. that's ssssssmoking.
9. i am unflammable.
10. poo poo poooooo wee weee weeee ANUS hahahhaha ANUS hooohoohoooo aaah BOOBIE!! heeeeheeeheeee WEE DICK POO!! hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I AM SO boobie FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
11. the end is near.

OK THATS ALL THE OPTIONS FOR TODAY. THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR PARTICIPATING.
now for your result to see if you were cool or NOT checkout the next post that i'm gonna post RON. (that's right i made a joke, see i said "ron" which is an abbreviation for "later on" which is two words. it is much funnier to cut out the 'late' and just say 'ron' everyone laughs at you and thinks it is hilarious)

well ok now,
you stay classy san diego!
love fills my heart for all you loyal 'raphael's radical blogans'
luve from laurona the blogan.