ping pong

helllo visitors,
my name is laura what a boring name and this is my crappy little "raphael" blog site.
WELCOME.
yeah well i fucking hate stuff sometimes. it just pisses me off.
mannnnnnnnnnny manny moo moo.
ok well i am tired.
just wanted to update this piece-of-poo-site for my own mental sanity.
enjoyment be yours,
laura the bloggatorian

she said what?

imagine if sex was just a thing you could buy.
example:
"oh honey, we're all out of sex, i'll just pop down to the shops and get some more."


....i guess thats where they got the whole idea for prostitution. but anyway
why am i talking about such dirtiness?
on a cleaner note, i got locked out of the house today haha it was fun. exhilirating.
yeahso that's all the crap i can be bothered with today.
have a nice day,
laurona :)

brahead

hey there all you groovy egyptians.
my name isn't brahead, fortunately.
so yeah what have all you bodyparts been up to?
today i went driving for a bit and i thought i totally sucked. im a bad turner.it was only my 2nd time tho so ive still got to practice and get used to everything. i went on jasper rd, tucker rd and mckinnon rd and some sidestreets so it was fun/scary.
but anyway lets talk about....s......omething else, baby,
wellnow ive gotta piss.
im reading this book right now.
called gossipgirl. its great material. trashy and addictive.
yeah.
uno a funny song? "i don't want anybody else....when i think about you i touch myself....oh-oh-oh..."
hahaha yeah that makes me smile.
hmm well anywho,
ive gotta find a formal dress. soonish. and a person.
but yeah all in good time my friends, all in good time...
ok well i really should probably do that pee i was talking about earlier.
enjoy yourselves dukes,
luv laura :)