a funny conversation (if i do say so myself)

Mum walking into the kitchen and putting down her plate after dinner which was scrambled eggs:
I got quite a bit of egg shell.

Dad:
Did you? Oh, I didn’t get any.
Sorry, the eggs break quite easily, I..

Mum:
Yeah I know. That’s the…problem with the modern chook.




I swear this dialogue is unedited, it is raw and real.
hahaha i was laughing.
yep i wanted somewhere to write it so i wouldnt forget so i put it in a word document coz thats where i write a lot of random shit but i thought this was interesting enough to share with the blog world so enjoy. enjo. enj. en. e.

it'll all tie me up into knots

dear steve,
i love you so much, you're such a hero.
i'm happy that you lived an excellent life, each day, with such enthusiasm.
youll be remembered for a long time for the way you lived and the positive changes you had on the world, even if it was just a small corner of the world.
you set a fine example of how one can live to the fullest, with little shame and a lot of passion.
you little ripper, mate.
crocs rule!







but um overall just remember that heroin is so passe and everyone is totally insane.
also every day should be a holiday.
luckily they will be for two weeks soon.
don't eat yourself too much, youll find me in the lost dogs home.
lovelovelove.